Hi, my name is Emma!

Tattooed, mermaid-haired, drinker of coffee, listener of heavy metal, player of Japanese RPG, rider of motorbikes, and lover of all things shiny.

Based in Scotland, I live with my husband, 1 little monster, and 2 not so little monsters, our Chihuahua Nala, a cat, called… Cat, 2 tarantulas, Cordelia, and Hamish.

I’m kinda like a photo ninja, jumping about, catching all the little moments. You might spot me every now and then and wonder what the hell I’m doing, I might just be taking a cracking pic of your aunt Mabel moshing (random name choice).

Let’s get to know each other a wee bit better! Here are a few random facts about me and some of my favourite things……

I love Heavy metal and Rock music. On my wedding day, I had my first mosh to Metallica

Macaroni cheese, is my safety food!

I love horror movies… esp cheesey old ones

I have had my hair pretty much every colour

Tim Burton films 🖤

When I was a kid I had a hamster that lived till he was 5! I named him Hammy and he looked like a walking rug

I collect weird shit like skulls and rocks

Sloths creep me out, they look like little hairy aliens

I love computer games, especially RPGs. The Witcher, Final Fantasy, and Zelda are some of my favourites